By now we’re all familiar with the escapades of famous athletes who cheat on their wives. Who better to remind us of this fact (other than Kobe) than our very own Tiger Woods. Tiger announced this week that he was going to return to golf for a tournament next week, which prompted us to think back upon the past few years for Tiger and see just where he’s been.
It’s no secret that when Tiger got down, he got way down. He was rumored to have slept with over 1000 women, many of which he slept with without a condom or proper protection. There are also reports of Tiger being down with things like facial urination and other sex kinks. Many of these acts exposed Tiger to many of the STDs or sexually transmitted disease infections that are around today. It is said that he slept with almost 300 women who had herpes. Herpes manifests itself as an infection which creates boils and open sores on the skin during periods of outbreaks. When a herpes sufferer is not actively having an outbreak they don’t actually risk transmitted the disease, but nobody knows what causes outbreaks so once infected, a herpes sufferer should always use a condom at every point in the future. We do have medicine no that can help stem the outbreaks and make them fewer and further between and luckily Tiger has a lot of money so he is able to afford those medications; if you aren’t as rich as Tiger you may not be as lucky and should probably not be sleeping with hundreds of sluts with no condom.
Another disease that we believe tiger got is syphilis. This one comes in the form of a bacterial virus strain that enters through the skin around the vagina or penis because of how thin it is. Although the disease is relatively harmless if cured quickly (it can be taken care of with 1 round of antibiotics) you should be very concerned about not catching it because failure to do so could make it extremely hard to have children in the future.
Even worse than siphilis, is the fact that Tiger was also infected with HPV and its the kind that gives genital arts. Unfortunately, almost 90% of sexually active adults have HPV in some form or another but less than 3% of those have the genital wart variation. In practice this version isn’t as harmful as its sister versions who can cause cervical or throat cancer. Unfortunately for Tiger though, his variation of genital warts is extemely unsightly and can even be painful during break outs.
Whenever he’s in Southern California, Tiger Woods makes sure to get his STD testing done at one of the offices provided by localstdtest.net. Their Orange County STD clinics are found here: localstdtest.net/orange-county/
One of worst STDs to get is HIV. the HIV virus quickly turns to AIDS which can kill a human being in less than 2 months. AIDS virus renders your bodies ability to heal itself almost useless. Tiger was able to avoid AIDs thanks to the fact that he sleeps on money every night.
What other issues stem from cheating? Well not only do you risk getting an STD like the ones listed above but because you come home and sleep with your wife every night you also risk exposing her to all of these diseases. Exposing yourself to disease knowingly is one thing but exposing another individual without her knowledge or consent is extremely unethical and the karma you rack up for doing so is not going to feel nice coming back to you so think twice before giving your diseases to others.